FoxNews - Ohio Mom Found Guilty of Cooking Baby in... →
danhacker: I would certainly hope she’d be found guilty without question. How is there any instance of doubt in situations like this? News stories like these are a massive big F on the report card of humanity. Winner of most fucked up news story of the week. am i horrible because, that at first sideways glance, i began to laugh thinking this was an onion or wordplay headline,and then was in...
aesop rock - 9-5ers’ anthem tgif!
I had a dream last night that we were all at a resort and I said something funny that happened with ashley the time we were there previously and alicen was on a couch across from me and she started laughing, but then burst into tears and then I started crying too. Shortly after that, in the dream, I remembered right after I said it I looked over after alicen started laughing and ashley was on...
note to self:
tumblr dashboard ≠ google reader ∴ the “j” key does not take you to the next entry. stop repeatedly hitting it and getting irritated when it doesn’t do anything.
The greatest weakness of most humans is their hesitancy to tell others how much...– O.A. Battista (via scout)
She asked me when the season of joy was supposed to end & I said I...– Your Story:Season of Joy
it’s like finding pictures of both of my kitties on here!
90210 Interview, EW Magazine
Two stars of the original teen soap on the upcoming remake...
Shannen Doherty: "All I know is there's a girl giving a guy a blow job in the first episode."
Jennie Garth: "When they told me that, I thought, Aaron Spelling is rolling over in his grave right now." [EW]
The Best 9/11 Joke I've Ever Heard... | Slog | The... →
this is actually a really old joke, and yet still hilarious.
jamie t - sheila somehow, our time in london...
Coffee is awesome.
danhacker: That is all. Continue with your day.
It’s a very fragile world, she told us, so walk carefully everywhere you...– Your Story:Fragile World
For Rent unfurnished:
YOUR MOM wants you to live here 1, 2 or 3 BR *Great deals* Pet friendly, Gated (via the independent florida alligator: classifieds, 09/27/08)
Honest Red Liquor - TIME →
i was looking for something else, and i stumbled upon this. quite amusing…
Feist - 1234 (Van She remix) this song, in...
There are several good protections against temptations, but the surest is...– Mark Twain (via enquotations)
I once had a strange moment in Rome. There were these young, groovy things, and...– Chef Fergus Henderson on British Cuisine (The Food Section)
Touch Her Heart with Your New Babymaker.– Spam Subject Line via The Stranger | Seattle’s Only Newspaper
Hundreds Of Musicians Removed From Rock And Roll... →